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“Jordan receives more bailouts than financial institutions in 2008.” Somehow someway, the Piranhas mustered up a 5-4 record with the third lowest scoring team on the season and Ezra made sure to let us know. It has got to catch up with the Piranhas eventually, right? I’m not sure, but the Piranhas will ride this … Continue reading A survivor pool winner, the gifting season keeps on giving and who is Jelani Woods?

“Y’all really let me get a win”. The Squatches finally picked up their first win of the year ending their seven-game losing streak. Perhaps this is the start of seven straight wins for the squad? Either way, it has to feel good to get one in the win column. There will be a lot of … Continue reading The quarterback carousel, Y’all really let me get a win, and I’m tired of these waiver wire rbs dunking on me

Do not try to predict the NFL, whatever you do, do not! Just when you think the NFL is predictable, the league has a way to remind you that it isn’t. Gardener Minshew throwing for 305 yards and three total touchdowns against that stout Browns defense? Didn’t see that coming. Tyson Bagent, D’Onta Foreman and … Continue reading Nothing is predictable, no friends in the industry, and my team invents a new way to lose each week

Only one undefeated team remains at the top of the standings and it’s GalensWinningWinners. A perfect 6-0, Galen has made all the right decisions so far and will be on their way to the postseason… unless disaster strikes. The past two champions of the BBL are a combined 1-11 this season. 2022 champion Ezra is … Continue reading I have an inquiry, check your messages and the only thing to do is scrap the season so far, redraft, and play it out from here

It was another fun weekend in the BBL as the Misfits earned their first win of the season! The same cannot be said for the other three teams who are still winless after this week. Ben even turned into a poet, crafting a Ben Hipple original poem after the victory. Galen may have moved to … Continue reading Pickup of the Week, an Original Poem, and Sorry Boss, this one’s in the Books

“Please save me Christian”, were the words uttered by Galen who was on his way to a loss this week until Christian McCaffrey and the Dallas defense decided to carry the squad on his way to his fourth straight victory. McCaffrey (47) and the Dallas defense (32) along with Josh Allen (44) launched GWW to … Continue reading Please Save me Christian, Four Basement Dwellers and Write the Obituary

Does Sean Payton regret taking the head coaching job in Denver? Not sure yet, but there is little to be desired after allowing 70 points and ten touchdowns to Miami. The one positive was that it was a scorigami! It was the 1077th unique score in NFL history (70-20). So that was cool.  But we … Continue reading Instant Regret for Sean Payton, Mr. Irrelevant is more than Relevant and we got a Scorigami!

I was able to charge my phone just by touching it! It was an electric weekend outside of the BBL with some big milestones involving some league members, including the wedding of Nick and Ally Martin. Hoping for the best for the new couple! As for the other electric moments, if you know, you know. … Continue reading I’ll Just Slide my New RB 1 Up, Maybe Sam Howell is the Answer and I got Electricity in my Veins!

The overall feeling of all of the hype and excitement surrounding the 2023 NFL season all culminated on Monday night when the league’s most prized offseason acquisition of Aaron Rodgers took the field for the New York Jets. There was no other feeling quite like it. That dawn of a new era and optimism was … Continue reading I Feel Bad for the Jets, Time to Panic on the Football Giants and the Same Old Lions?